Monday, March 24, 2008

What Do You Call A Tree With A Bunch Of Lesbians In It?

I really wanted to save writing about Moved Cross Country for later but the bitch is in full effect RIGHT NOW!

A little background...

Moved Cross Country is a former Pennsylvania prison guard that moved to California's Central Valley and had NO FUCKING IDEA there were Mexicans there! Now, she is on a crusade to send them all packing.

Right.

She is also a divorced gay woman. A lesbian. So, to answer the question posed at the top of this post "What Do You Call A Tree With A Bunch Of Lesbians In It?"

A: A "cunttree"!

Thats my pet name for Mooooooooved Cross Country. cunttree. We try NEVER to capitalize the word. The bitch doesn't deserve it.

Here's a photo of cunttree someone sent me:



cunttree has a thing for feces. She constantly posts about it.

And...she has...a thing...for using dots...when...she...posts.

She probably thinks it's clever in some sort of Herb Caen kind of way.

But she over plays it, and it's just plain stupid.

Oh, and lately she's developed an affinity for the word "histronic" to describe me.


Here's a wonderful example of the cunttree's posts:

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